Sweet moves!!!

I found a clip of some reeeeally good soccer players...

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Ethics Paper

Dear Ethics Paper,

I would just like to bring it to your attention that you have hurt me deeply and I can't wait till I give you away. You have made my eyes burn by staring at you all weekend and most importantly, you have cut into my eating time.

I am sending you away!

Goodbye

Rest In Peace Pat Burns

Pat Burns died Friday as he lost his battle with cancer. The world has lost a hockey legend.

He will be never forgotten.

Sooo a fight broke out

I made my debut last night for my new team and I am hoping to make a good impression. Why is it that a fight breaks out and the ref calls the game? The game was tied 1-1 and it was looking like we were going to steal the victory. So it happened like this.... our player was running after the ball and he accidentally knocked the other teams player to the floor. This player decided to kick our player while he was on the floor and this is when punches went flying. I didn't really see what happened to be honest but because I play on a predominantly Jamaican team all I heard was "Bloooooodclot, naa mek mi vex, pussy hole," soooo I could only but assume a fight broke out.

All in all, it was an eventful night. I can't wait for next Monday!

LOOK!!! IT'S ME

Yes, I am on YouTube!!!!

This is me and my team in a local Brampton soccer league. I am in the first 2 plays and then I am scattered throughout the video. There used to be music :( not sure why there isn't anymore.

Oh well, ENJOY!

Ducks Fly Together!!!!!!

I don't know about you but The Mighty Ducks (D2) wasn't only one of the greatest Disney films but it was one of the greatest films of all time. It is definitely in my top 5 favourite films of all time as it is just pure quality.

Watch one of the more emotional/motivational scenes from this epic film...

Pathetic assholes!!!!!

November 11th (Remembrance Day) is supposed to be a day where we give thanks and remember those who sacrificed their lives for the freedom of today. WELL some assholes (M.A.C. - Muslims Against Crusades) organized a demonstration during the 2 minutes of silence.

"British soldiers burn in hell," was one of the chants, "Islam will dominate" and, "Our dead are in paradise, your dead are in hell."

These idiots believe wearing the poppy is a sign of war against Islam and Muslims. These idiots have NO CLUE!!!!! Poppies are worn to honour the courage of those who gave their lives in wartime, sacrificing themselves for their country and for peace. These idiots are protesting in the same country that has given them a home, job, peace, and the soldiers who continue to keep the country they live in PEACEFUL!!! Make sense...NO

Apparently, their protest was about the M.A.C. wanting the Government to pull British troops out of 'their' countries and stop interfering with 'their' affairs. If it is 'their' affairs and 'their' country...well fuck off back to 'your' country and deal with 'your' affiars.

The investigation is ON!!!!!!

My Wednesday night Stats class has a serial D clicker and I am officially starting the investigation.

My teacher hands out clickers to each member of the class as he encourages participation this way. It does generate participation for the most part, although, there is one culprit, or culprits, who continues to select an answer which is 100% not even a damn option. So here goes the class investigation:

Jon: Too nice and he knows exactly what he is doing anyway...but does that mean he can afford to pull a stunt like this?

Scott: He wasn't in class so he is let off...for now.

Mark O'neil: I don't believe so, but his back is always facing the instructor.

Roopjyot: We are dealing with a serious suspect here.

Phillip: There is no way in hell Phillip is doing it.

Zakia: I am very suspicious of her..hmmm.

Alicia: I don't believe she has anything to do with it.

Musa: I don't believe it was him, he was focused on his comic.

Svetlana: I wasn't sure if she said "it was me" or not but she remains a serious suspect.

Navdip: Nav could have been angry as he wanted the break really bad so he may have been the culprit.

Kuldeep: I would put Kuldeep at least in the top 5.

Asha: We have Asha on record admitting to pressing D on at least one occasion...how many more...who knows.

Jodi: She throws calculators, who is to say she isn't throwing D's up.

Fabian: He knows his ish and it seems like him and the instructor get on well together.

Me: HELL NO!

Maple Leafs vs. Habs

I can't wait till the next game between the Leafs and Habs...especially if these 2 players are taking part.

I'll take the Maple Leafs to come out vistorious!!

Americans really are stupid

10 years and PREGNANT

"A 10 year old girl gives birth in Spain and her mother couldn't be happier. The Romanian Gypsy says she's "delighted" to have a new granddaughter and doesn't understand why the birth was such a shock to anyone, let alone why it became and international sensation."

This is absolutely SHOCKING!! How can you be impressed with your daughter having sex at 10 years old never mind having a baby at 10 years old. If I impregnated a 10 year old girl while I was 13, I wouldn't live to see the baby because I would be 6 feet under.

Parenting at its finest!

I was watching Dr. Phil and the theme was 'parenting' and the different lengths parents will go to in order to displine their children. One parent had a routine where if her child were to lie or misbehave she would force her kid to eat HOT SAUCE!!!! HAHA
This same psycho uses another form of punishment where she confined her child in the shower and forced her to endure a freezing cold shower!!!! WOW this lady is a nutbag! Child services will be on her ass in no time!